Shots?

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 04/04/2015 at 01:07 • Filed to: None

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I've done like five and I'm stone-cold sober. Ugh. Also, to make this car related: Damn garage door opener I installed broke somehow, so I get to chase electrical issues tomorrow yaaaayyyyyy. I really hope it isn't the stupid plastic ribbon cable. I really don't want to re-solder one of those bastards.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 04/04/2015 at 01:10

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I just got home. I have Svedka Vodka, Jim Bean and Spiritus on my bar. I shant be consuming the spiritus as it's 193 proof and I dont feel like pooping myself or going blind. So it's Svedka or Jim Beam. Pick your poison and I shall join you.

fhrblig > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 04/04/2015 at 01:13

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I did 5 shots of some fruity 80 proof moonshine my partner bought, and nothing. Am I finally not a lightweight anymore?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > fhrblig 04/04/2015 at 01:16

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3 of some 120-proof whateverthehell and another couple of Captain Morgan. They were double-shots, too. I'm a lithe 130lbs, this shouldn't happen.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/04/2015 at 01:18

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Join me with whiskey, and we shall drink to the death of Top Gear as we currently know it, and how annoyingly overtaken Oppo is with the whole ordeal.

Also, 193 proof? Holy shit, isn't that basically rubbing alcohol?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 04/04/2015 at 01:20

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If your intent is to get drunk, the answer is gin. Shit'll fuck you up in no time at all.

fhrblig > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 04/04/2015 at 01:20

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I followed it up with a couple more shots and then 2 beers. Now it feels like it might be working. Better have another beer to be sure.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 04/04/2015 at 01:26

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I have a shots worth of Jameson worth left I'l gladly pour to the end of Top Gear.

And yes, 193 is BRUTAL but it can be made into a number of different mixes - all of which I have no access to currently. But they are wonderful.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > fhrblig 04/04/2015 at 01:54

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Do it on an empty stomach for even more bad mistakes.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/04/2015 at 01:54

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I mean, considering 198 is rubbing alcohol, which is as pure as you can get due to alcohol's innate tendency to bind with water... shit, man. Pour some in my gas tank.

Anon > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 04/04/2015 at 02:21

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Damn, and here I am just about knock over drunk after 4 beers and a red bull vodka.